smallest-feeblest-boggart:

splickedylit:

if i was a shapeshifter, half of my time would be spent making myself look androgynous and trimming up the things about my shape I’m not happy with, and half of my time would be spent making my teeth look just a little bit sharper than is normal, changing my eye-color subtly between slightly unsettling shades, and giving myself an intricate “tattoo” that just barely moves every couple of hours, until it’s in a whole new shape next time you look at me.

#i waNT TO BE AN ELDRITCH BEING WHOSE ONLY GENDER IS “ATTRACTIVELY DISTURBING”#IS THAT SO HARD GOD?!?!?!?!?!

trukingofskeletonhell:

pyrlspite:

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

Goblin Market

incorrectthesongofachillesquotes:

Odysseus, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same

Achilles, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two